First Timer

K so…. One day im outside having a smoke and on my way down the ramp I pass a guy that works in another department that I know is super gay (which is fine, the detail is pertinent to the story). He’s holding his phone up and I hear a *click* and am like hmm that sounded like a camera wtf. I have my smoke and my spidey senses are tingling like someone is watching me… I finish pass him again and watch out of the corner of my eye the phone move down and again *click* WTF. maybe this isn’t that amazing to you but as a guy that is seriously disturbing. He 100% took a picture of my front then my ass … f!

This is how it played out!

Bing

When hungry in a blizzard 101. Don't smoke the weed before you buy the food. 

also of note,

When single in Montreal 101. Girls don't dress like this 

When it's like this.

I love Christmas. I love it for the simple fact that you can close the doors with your family and relax together. Everyone else in the near vicinity is also relaxing and there is nobody to bother each other. C'est parfait. 

Bing

The Delorian

Not being one of those people that is overly concerned about his privacy via Facebook, I for one, am hoping they can keep it alive well into my twilight years. I think it absolutely amazing that I can roll back the clock all the way to my very first post. What we write on FB is a projection of ourselves and the fact that we are able to view what we were thinking 2 years ago is incredible. All without paper and pen.

A Literal Exchange

Love the ex exchange. When you randomly, or otherwise, run into one of yours and you continually say stupid shit or over exaggerate. Cracked me up the other day when it happened to me. 

"Hey long time. What have you been up to?"

"Oh not much, I joined Astronaut school and have been busy with that and my band."

"Oh ya?! I thought your asthma would've prevented you from doing that... Band?"

"Nah I cured it and yeah... I play Sax"

"Oh great.... What?!"

Facebook

Fist.

Started a blog. 

I personally have zero problem with Facebook's ownership policies but apparently alot of people do and it's very confusing to me. You post what you decide you want on FB. You don't want to sell a picture of you smoking a joint with a stripper. Don't post it. 

http://blog.facebook.com/blog.php?post=434691727130